<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CivilBarrister @ Mar 29 2009, 12:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Brutally honest response: 1) That&#39;s got to be a LIE, 2) That&#39;s a GROSS UNDERSTATEMENT. If I looked up Ugly Asshole in the dictionary, your picture would be there.[/b]
Speaking of Gross asshole&#39;s....here&#39;s a joke for ya CB :D

A man was in a bar drowning his sorrows after coming out on the losing end of a legal dispute.

After several drinks, he began complaining about the opposition&#39;s lawyer who was cooked and his own lawyer who was incompetent.

He hollered "All lawyers are assholes! Every one of &#39;em are assholes! You show me a lawyer, I&#39;ll show you an asshole!"

Then another bar patron stepped up to him and asked that he keep his opinions to himself.
"What&#39;s your problem, bud?" he grumbled, "Are you a lawyer?" "No," the patron replied, "I&#39;m an asshole."