<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ansley Ayers @ Mar 26 2009, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
Compared to those college tuitions that you are so fond of, I guess I am. Right now though, I am feeling more like a spring chicken. :D[/b]
A spring hen. then?


Why did the rooster cross the road ?
To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?
He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ?
To prove he wasn&#39;t chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn&#39;t the chicken skeleton cross the road ?
Because he didn&#39;t have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ?
To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ?
Because chickens hadn&#39;t evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road ?
To get to the shell station