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    A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.

    "I'm sorry sir, but I am blind, and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I'll smell it and order from there."

    A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes that's what I'll have, meatloaf and mashed potatoes."

    Unbelievable, the owner says to himself as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife and he tells her what had just happened. The blind man eats his meal and leaves.

    Several days later the blind man returns and the owner mistakingly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."

    "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."

    The owner again retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great, I'll take the Macarroni and chesse with broccoli.

    Once again walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him.

    The blind man eats and leaves.

    He returns the following week, but this time the owner see's him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."

    Mary complies and hands her husband the fork back. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.

    "Good afternoon sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."

    The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here?"
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    little johnnys mom was baking a cake,she reached in the spice cabinet for some flavor,and little jonny had left his bee bees for his gun in the cabinet.well as his mother reached for the flavor,the bee bees spilled in the batter,she tried getting them out ,but decided to bake the cake with the bee bees in it,well when the kids got home from school she served them cake and ice cream,well little johnnys brother ate a piece of cake,and then went to use the bathroom,when he took a piss he peed bee bees,and started screaming,his mother said whats wrong,and he replied,he took a piss and peed bbees,his mother said dont worry i spilled them in the cake batter and they wont hurt you.well next little johnny started screaming,and his mom said dont tell me you were using the bathroom and you peed bbees,little johnny replied no i was JACKING OFF and i shot the dog

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    OH damnit....I hate when that happens...lol
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