<div align='center'>Wine and Water
To my friend who enjoys a glass of wine.. . and those who don&#39;t.
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom,
in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when
drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whisky or other liquor), because alcohol has to go through a purification
process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it&#39;s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
than to drink water and be full of shit .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information:
I&#39;m doing it as a public service.</div>