Once upon a time an immigration clerk was working at Ellis Island documenting individuals as they entered the country. One day a ship carrying individuals from Italy arrived and he began to process them.

When he called “next in live” a smallish man came forward. Questions were asked and the man answered each. “My name is Luigi. I am 5’4” and weigh 123 lbs.” When asked if his wife was with him he motioned and a very large woman approached. She also began to answer the questions. “My name is Rosa. I am 6’3” and weigh 287 lbs.”

The registering clerk responded.. “Maam, no offense, but you are big enough to play for the Green Bay Packers.” To which she replied, “I play with no body’s packer but Luigi.”