The Honeymoon

The young couple had saved themselves for their wedding night and were anxious to get on with things. They started taking their clothes off. The groom took his shoes and socks off when the bride noticed his toes and asked him "oh, my, what's wrong with your toes - they're all crooked".

The groom replied "when I was young, I had tolio."

She looked confused and said "you mean polio, right?" He replied, "no, tolio, it only affected my toes." He continued to take his pants off and again, the young bride noticed his knees and said "oh, what is wrong with your knees - they're all scarred".

The groom replied by saying "oh, when I was young, I had kneesles." The bride looked at him again and said, "let me guess, it's like measles but only affected your knees." He smiled and said "yes, that's right" and proceeded to take his underware off.

At that point, the bride looked in amazement and said "let me guess, smallcox?"