Hrmm. Ok so lots of people jumping in. Active thread. I like it. I'll play. I'll bite.

I'm a computer scientist. If you need any computer help I can barter for IT work, home network, office network, any type of programming, fixing databases/programming, websites, fix your computers, tablets, broken electronics, basically anything with a transistor or programmable logic in it. Sooooo, pretty much everything. LOL.
If you are really good. And you really catch my eye (or my ear) ..... I might be willing to offer my super sexy (and super expensive) skills. Maaaaaaaybeeeee. I dunno. We'll have to see. Haha. You can try. I won't mind.

-mg