Celebrate Freedom with me by grilling tubular meat and dry humpin' to Bon Jovi's Livin' on a Prayer. I'll bring the sticky apple pie, you bring the tubular meat, Bud Light and IROC.

Remember: You're not American if you don't book Miss V. America! Fuck Yeah.

Avail 9 am to 9 pm in South Austin Mon thru Sat. 24 advanced notice and 2 recent refs required for new guests. Newbie friendly with deep screening and deposit.

Previous guests in good standing-just text with 3-4 hour notice.

More super important info in my signature line below.

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