Lol...
He/she would't even buy one of his fake girls a TACO on his LUXURIOUS CAR DATES!!
But, hey... that was better than the #barebackingburgerkingofsa....
He had all of the LADIES scared when he KNOCKED on their doors!! YIKES!!
For a FREE BURGER they could insert his Slimy, Tiny, Dinglehopper toy inside of them and then play Doctor... and if they are REALLY GOOD... he might even throw in a SODA AND SOME FRIES after he takes them to the confessional before dropping them off at the bus stop... headed for the border with a trump sticker and a photo of the future wall of texas...
Yep... Isn't America Great?