You sexy ass specimen of the male species, thank you SO MUCH for the drinkie poos with Vivian and I tonight. Don't we always have the best time together? Thank you for the years of laughter, libations, lip smacking and lapdancing we've enjoyed together. Oh yeah, and we love it when you grab our luscious asses so everyone drools!

We cannot WAIT for our dance night out. All the men are gonna be like, "Damn, look at the dude with those fine ass bitches pushing up on him." And all the women are gonna be like, "Damn, what's that boy working with that's got those foxy women all hot and bothered?" Vivian and I will just give the ladies a knowing wink and say, "His name is Woody. Emphasis on WOOD, girlfriend." You'll be on the dance floor all night.

We adore you. You know that. BCD, in public, wherever. You're our ride or die homey.

Kisses, handsome. Much love from your favorite girls.