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Rates for my companionship: 30min 250, 1h 500, 2h 900
Menu: GFE, YMMV. Hard NOs: BBFS, Greek, CIM, DFK.
Incall: Domain. Outcall +50 within Austin metro area
Attach/Link to clear recent photo/photos showing full body from several angles.

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Easy to read, short and to the point. In my opinion, this would give the vast majority of suitors all the data needed to make a decision. No last minute surprises, no nonsense. Just a stellar reputation in the Locker Room, followed by more and more business.