"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."
Dale Earnhardt
9/11 Memorial
"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it." Ferris Bueller
Short notice, but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl in Glendale, AZ at State Farm Stadium for this Sunday, February 12th. They are box seats that he spent $12,500 a piece for which includes transportation to and from the stadium, open bar, and a pass to the winners locker room.
What he didn't realize was last year when he purchased them that this is the same day as his wedding. If you're interested, he is looking for someone to take his place. It's at St. Paul's Church on Central Avenue at 3pm. Her name is Ashley and she is 5'5 and about 110 pounds. She is a good cook and enjoys the outdoors
James
Loving life in Austin
James
Loving life in Austin
Definitions of WIFE : a gadget you screw on the bed to get the house work done
My ex-wife used to always laugh during sex....no matter what book she was reading.
Vaccinated
Vajitarian
James
Loving life in Austin
Trending on Twitter on coronation day.
James
Loving life in Austin
James
Loving life in Austin
For awhile I had my penis in the Guinness Book of World Records ........... then a librarian demanded I take it out and leave the library
Am I the only one who worries about this?
IMG_2960.jpeg
IMG_2961.jpeg
James
Loving life in Austin
When my kids sing Britney Spears "I'm not that innocent!"
Gotta find the humor even in the darkest of places.... smile anyways
Text/Call 254-307-6069
Preferred411.com/P408061
Cash, Venmo, & PayPal
Reviews:
https://eccie.net/showthread.php?s=4...3aee&t=2923009
https://home.ourhome2.net/showthread...gh#post1461173
https://home.ourhome2.net/showthread...87#post1600987
James
Loving life in Austin
When Jesus takes a peak at the latest companion ads...
Screen Shot.jpg