The first one I ever went to was one of yours when I first started checking things out. I met you, Renee, Rose, Shae and Lazerback all in the same day. A very auspicious start if I do say so myself. Good to 'see' you again...
According to the multiverse theory there exists an alternate universe where I have the body of a Greek god, I'm filthy rich, have a magnetic personality, and women adore me for more than an hour at a time. I must find that universe, go there, kill that guy and take his place.