A man is in the exam room at the ophthalmologist waiting for the eye doctor.
The doctor walks in, takes a look and says, "Well, sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"Oh god, why is that?", asks the man.
Doctor sighs, "Because I'm trying to give you an eye exam."


Two nuns are riding bikes in an old town in France, and take a turn down an alley.
One nun says, "Oh, I’ve never come this way before!"
The other says, "Me neither, I think it’s the cobblestones!"