Fancy's clearance sale continues one more week! I'm extending your BIG.....opportunity to have the best in Irish fun during my super January special! Still time to trade in your old O's and roll out in a brand new spanking (or would that be fanny spanking?) 2010 model!

Let me help you road test the new and improved, powerful O's. (I love to drive, but am perfectly happy in the passenger seat as well.) Mention this ad and you can take $50 off any of my already low Home2 posted rates! Yes, that's right, a 2-hour session (my minimum) would only be $200 instead of the regular $250, 3 hours just $300 for board members (or your PERSONAL member), and a dinner date to talk over your engine requirements with me as dessert only $450. Watch out, as an appointment with me will blow your motor! I'm known as an oral technical specialist. :D

Please check the calendar when you Visit My Website for my exact schedule, but unless this sassy mechanic is under a hood revving someone else's motor, I'm generally available incall or out Tue-Sat from noon to 10 p.m. You can schedule a tune-up at 936-232-8590 or through my email.

What are you waiting for? I'm ready to run with the top down fast and furious, or just saunter leisurely through the landscape. Come on, you know you wanna make your friends jealous and get the latest shiny new O today!!!