Or

When you want a massage go get a massage. I see two different girls for 50 minute appointments. Damn near fall asleep every time. When I leave I feel like a million bucks. Cost: $80 and I always leave a $20 tip so $100.

When I want to get my salad tossed, or my cucumber rubbed and my shiitake mushroom polished I do my research. If they flake I wait 15 minutes then I’m gone.

You did the right thing. Hopefully other guys will read this and think twice before scheduling. Sadly with limited choices this shit goes on. They could care less because they have more business than they can handle.