Things that sound dirty, except at thanksgiving

[sweetshanexoxo]

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"
"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."
"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."
"Talk about a huge breast!"
"It's Cool Whip time!"
"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"
"Are you ready for seconds yet?"
"Are you going to come again next time?"
"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"
"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"
"Don't play with your meat."
"Just spread the legs open &stuff it in."
"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"
"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"
"You still have a little bit on your chin."
"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."
"How long will it take after you stick it in?"
"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."
"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"
"How many are coming?"
"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"
"Just lay back &take it easy...I'll do the rest."
"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"
"Let's do it in the Dinning room"

GOT ANY MORE? lets see how many we can cum up with?

XOXO
SHANE
HAVE A GREAT DINNER.... HE HE HE

[tieguy]

Haha! Love it! I'll need to see how many of these I can let slip out during dinner!