WORST things a provider has said to you-

[Rangerjohn]

When I very first started hobbying. My first time with a provider. Provider was late, gets in the room and asks, "Can we make this quick? My husband and kid are waiting in the car."

I used to see a girl regularly. A great massage and FS. We chatted a lot outside of “work” and she was having problems with her husband. She thinks he slept with her friend.
Long story short, we set an appointment, skipped the massage and had sex the full hour. About half way through, she said something like “he’s probably thinking WTF is taking so long.” She told him she had a grab a few things from the other girl there.
It clearly excited her she was fucking me while he waited. She barely fixed her hair after cleaning up. Some of the best sex I’ve had I think. It was like she was grudge-fucking and I wasn’t going to slow her down. lol

She’s still married, and I saw her Tuesday. Sex isn’t as good but the massage is amazing lol.

[Lovinglifeinaustin]

Did you bring any condoms?

Aren't you done yet? Time is almost up. I would hate to kick you to the curb.

Don’t contact me again.