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  1. 08-29-2023, 02:58 PM #1
    Carlitosfromhouston
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    1. Your the biggest I have ever seen
    2. im Cuming
    3. That's it!?
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  2. 09-03-2023, 02:27 PM #2
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    1 says cum for me when I’m not even close
    2 I only do cbj
    3 is a cum dodger
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  3. 09-03-2023, 09:14 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thatcher View Post
    1. You have 5 minutes left.
    2. Are you close ?
    3 You need to C**.
    Yes, this. No 1 and 2 guarantee no 3 will not happen….my Dick actually withdraws and says to me “save the deposit for a better sperm donor!”
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  4. 09-05-2023, 10:00 AM #4
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    1. I’m on my period
    2. You’re too big
    3. It looks like life has been treating you well (meaning, you have put on weight)
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  5. 09-26-2023, 01:01 PM #5
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    1. Can you get me food, condoms,groceries etc.
    2. You are too big for anal
    3. Not texting you back when you let her know you arrived
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  6. 12-11-2023, 10:24 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thatcher View Post
    1. You have 5 minutes left.
    2. Are you close ?
    3 You need to C**.
    Totally agree.
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  7. 12-15-2023, 06:41 PM #7
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    He may be too shy so I'll answer for him...me on Dec.13th
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  8. 03-29-2024, 12:51 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Italia DiBella View Post
    He may be too shy so I'll answer for him...me on Dec.13th
    3 words
    "No Double Dipping"
    I'm just catching up to this thread, but very well could have been me. But would never be offended hearing that...need to be careful not to knock an ATF out of commission for a few weeks! Sometimes, when everything is wet/lubed and the meshing is very intense the possibility of an accident or near-misses increases.

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  9. 08-14-2023, 06:44 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by winchhandle View Post
    Her mentioning that she liked seeing older men. Then me figuring out she was talking about me!
    LMFAO !

    So true
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  10. 08-15-2023, 08:44 AM #10
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  11. 08-15-2023, 09:15 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pitroom View Post
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    Damn that's funny AF!
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