This one made me choke on my coffee. Pretty funny.Originally Posted by Shmafty
This one made me choke on my coffee. Pretty funny.
James
Loving life in Austin
Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas.
1. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
2. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
4. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
7. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
8. You still have a little bit on your chin.
9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
10. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
James
Loving life in Austin
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We shouldn't post photos of those not of age with animal nuts wrapped around their neck because some wierdo might get turned on.
What? You intimidated by the size of the nuts? Damn, yours must need a microscope to see…
Clitoris Connoisseur
Shy guy is right. Pics of kids are not appropriate here, whether they have nuts around their neck or not.
George should know better.
James
Loving life in Austin
James
Loving life in Austin
That one was taken down.
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why do lesbians , shop at academy ? because they don'tlike dicks lol
My Mom Joke lol
Works every timeEspecially with old timers
Yah, and Dicks can be hard to deal with lol
A WISE MONKEY, is a monkey that don't mess around with another monkeys..MONKEY
"Don't come here and grumble about going too fast. Get the hell out of the race car if you've got feathers on your legs or butt. Put a kerosene rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up there and eat that candy ass."
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9/11 Memorial
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