Whenever I see a commercial with
a woman looking fully relaxed sitting in
a tub with a couple of slices of
cucumber on her eyes.... I wonder where
the rest of it is.
Vaccinated
Vajitarian
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Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
"My psychiatrist told me yesterday that I was crazy and I told him I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'okay, you're ugly too.'"
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Loving life in Austin
This one made me choke on my coffee. Pretty funny.Originally Posted by Shmafty
James
Loving life in Austin
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