Me: What's up, copper.
Police Officer: Hi
Me: Would you like One of these or Both of these?
Police Officer: Both of what?
Me: Bophades Nuts
Police Officer: [tases both of my nuts]
Shout out to Shmafty for inspiration
Me: What's up, copper.
Police Officer: Hi
Me: Would you like One of these or Both of these?
Police Officer: Both of what?
Me: Bophades Nuts
Police Officer: [tases both of my nuts]
Shout out to Shmafty for inspiration
Baby, I'm Gonna Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine