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Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
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Have you heard of the Greek hero Bophades?
He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War, and although his story is similar to that of Achilles it is not nearly as well-known. You see, when Bophades was a child his mother dipped him into the river Styx to make him invincible in battle, just like Achilles. However, unlike Achilles, who was held by his heel while submerged, Bophades' mother held him by his groin, which became the only part of his body to remain vulnerable to attack. So while you may already be familar with Achilles heel, I'll bet you have never before heard of Bophades nuts.
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why do lesbians , shop at academy ? because they don'tlike dicks lol
My Mom Joke lol
Works every timeEspecially with old timers
Yah, and Dicks can be hard to deal with lol
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^^^^^That's pretty funny.
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