Ask about any of my past encounters.
Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
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I ALMOST had a 3way last night.
I just needed 2 more people.
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Now that’s funny!!!Originally Posted by Groovy Johnson
Ask about any of my past encounters.
Rudeness is the weak persons imitation of strength. Eric Hoffer
Supporting selfish people is a waste of time and energy! They will always find an excuse to blame you for their own mistakes!
― Lily Amis
As you proceed through life, following your own path, birds will shit on you. Dont bother to brush it off. Getting a comedic view of your situation gives you spiritual distance. Having a sense of humor saves you.
What kind of Bees produce milk
Boobees
Baby, I'm Gonna Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine
Have you heard of the Greek hero Bophades?
He was one of the heroes who fought in the Trojan War, and although his story is similar to that of Achilles it is not nearly as well-known. You see, when Bophades was a child his mother dipped him into the river Styx to make him invincible in battle, just like Achilles. However, unlike Achilles, who was held by his heel while submerged, Bophades' mother held him by his groin, which became the only part of his body to remain vulnerable to attack. So while you may already be familar with Achilles heel, I'll bet you have never before heard of Bophades nuts.
Damn you, Schmafty. Just realized that Bophades isn't real. But this comic strip about Eminem from around the Millenium is real funny.
Baby, I'm Gonna Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine
A man is in the exam room at the ophthalmologist waiting for the eye doctor.
The doctor walks in, takes a look and says, "Well, sir, you're going to have to stop masturbating."
"Oh god, why is that?", asks the man.
Doctor sighs, "Because I'm trying to give you an eye exam."
Two nuns are riding bikes in an old town in France, and take a turn down an alley.
One nun says, "Oh, I’ve never come this way before!"
The other says, "Me neither, I think it’s the cobblestones!"
Me: What's up, copper.
Police Officer: Hi
Me: Would you like One of these or Both of these?
Police Officer: Both of what?
Me: Bophades Nuts
Police Officer: [tases both of my nuts]
Shout out to Shmafty for inspiration
Baby, I'm Gonna Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine
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