Sniff...heading out for a little ride with my homegirls, who are cute as hell don't get me wrong. I would just prefer to be riding with a cute man, maybe we could pull over to the creek, hop in and, well, make out +++

Alas, it's not too late, I will be available later today for chaps who can get me their references quickly, efficiently and without hassle. I do need 3-4 hour lead time to check refs, and get back (I'm on the R7 today so I can get back like suuuper quick) and shower and look all cute (helmet hair is not pretty y'all)

Former guests in good standing, please text, I will not be able to get back to you immediately as I will be on a motorcycle as previously mentioned. P411 members with two reputable okays within the last 4 months are awesome. Guests with two recent reputable refs and newbies can fill out my jot form here:https://form.jotform.com/816550364 to avoid back and forth silliness. Offerings and pricing in my signature line.

Also available tomorrow if you can't make it today so get those refs in.

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