Hell of review!
Dang SmileGuy, make the rest of us horny and jellous, why don't ya. Great time and great review! Glad someone's luck don't suck like mine!
He pays 7 times more for a visit than you do. He can expect a lot more than you can. You cant expect 700 dollar service for a hundred bucks guitar. You either need to start seeing well known quality providers who charge way more or temper your 100 dollar expectations to a more reasonable experience.
I realize that Basscat, but for a hundred bucks, I think I should get a little more than a bj and a lot of NO's! I mean, at least let me suck on some titties or at least SEE some skin!