Thank you for your service! :)

I have a random question for the guys to answer lol. How often do you measure your cocks? I remember guys in high school knowing their length and circumference and men still know their length and circumference so.... inquiring minds want to know. Does this coincide with your yearly checkups? Or just when you have a raging hard on and a measuring tape nearby? Or are we guesstimating? I want all the details of your cock measuring practices.