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  1. 03-03-2009, 06:43 PM #1
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    Cool

    :) LOL I am not being nice? Or am I just too sweet?...lol

    I know many people are offended by this word and I was taught not to say it but I wanted to get your attention.

    Are you familar with the many differant forms this word has?
    It doesn't have to be bad! But I do have to admit there is a time & place for discretion when using this word.

    For instance when I was having dinner with a Real Gentleman at The Cattlemans Steak House in TK. A woman setting at the table next to us screamed out to the waitress are you fucking stupid? The Blonde waitress turns very red but said nothing. I said "how rude she is trying her best". Then the lady tells me that I am fucking stupid.
    My Gentleman friend stands up and said nice and calm, "Your right I couldn't help it I fucked her stupid and your next excuse me while I'll go get my dog." At that the whole house started laughing. I said "Fuck you lady I want to go get more stupid...lol"
    :P :blink:
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  2. 03-03-2009, 06:58 PM #2
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    Always had a kick out of "Fucking Unbelievable!" Sort of a few more ways to be meant. Unbeleivable sex or just straight unbeleivable! or fucked very unbeleivable! You decide.
    "Its Not What You See, Its What You Make Of It!" -"Texas Dreamer"
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  3. 03-04-2009, 04:53 PM #3
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (texmex78 @ Mar 3 2009, 05:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Always had a kick out of "Fucking Unbelievable!" Sort of a few more ways to be meant. Unbeleivable sex or just straight unbeleivable! or fucked very unbeleivable! You decide.[/b]
    :) "Fucking Unbelievable" that is cool.
    How about "Fuck Me running" dear hunting favorite of mine.
    When he moans "Fuck Me Baby" gets me hott!
    Most women say, " What ever" I say, " What the Fuck or Fuck It!"
    You know I am not liking the idea when I walk away & say" Okay"... Get it?

    I did a small sculpture (Abstract) of a Fishing hook and there is little figures in it that are embraceing in sexual positions. Few of my pieces along with many other unknown artist had been on display DFW Bishop Art Location. The Lady was very generous with her offer said she had been searching for something special for her father. I get a call from the shop owner he said, " Red you "Fucking Rock" can you get me 3 more next week?
    I told him " FUCKING ORIGINAL" What do you not understand?
    Well now I am learning how to simply say no. I am one of a kind and so are my pieces.
    Seriously I do not believe I can ever duplicate any of my pieces or actions they just improve.
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  4. 03-04-2009, 10:53 PM #4
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    Ever catch a person say in the middle of their conversation "...but, fuck.." or "...but fucking..."
    Is it normal to think "Greek" automatically when they say it, or would it be rude to have a silly ass grin across my face?
    "But Fuck" :o :blink:
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  5. 03-04-2009, 11:29 PM #5
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    I discovered recently that the phrase "Fuck &#39;em and the horse they rode in on..." coming from a beautiful lady is sure to bring a chuckle!
    It&#39;s all about the "right" turns!

    "Oh, that way madness lies; let me shun that."
    William Shakespeare, "King Lear", Act 3 scene 4
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  6. 03-05-2009, 01:09 AM #6
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    I spend half my life getting corrected by women in my life and the other half just apologizing...
    ok... I have been duly informed that I misquoted the beautiful lady... the actual quote was more along the lines of "Fuck HER and the DAMN horse she rode in on!!!"
    It&#39;s still worth a chuckle!
    It&#39;s all about the "right" turns!

    "Oh, that way madness lies; let me shun that."
    William Shakespeare, "King Lear", Act 3 scene 4
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  7. 03-05-2009, 02:16 AM #7
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  8. 03-05-2009, 02:03 PM #8
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    Phredsfrnd that is funny....Did you?
    All Fucked up & no where to go?
    Far fucking Out.
    You look Fucking hot!
    So Fucking horny....
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  9. 03-05-2009, 02:21 PM #9
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    TP,

    Did I...
    Misquote the beautiful lady? YES, inadvertently. I&#39;m old and my memory isn&#39;t what it used to be which is why I&#39;m referred to as OLD Fart!

    Apologize to the beautiful lady for misquoting her? YES, of course I did. I might be old, I might even be an old fart, but I&#39;m not a stoopid old fart!

    Follow through with either the "HER" or the "HORSE" referenced in the aforementioned statement? Uh, that&#39;s a BIG NO !
    It&#39;s all about the "right" turns!

    "Oh, that way madness lies; let me shun that."
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  10. 03-05-2009, 02:35 PM #10
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    Fuck me harder!!! You Fucken Asshole!!!
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  11. 03-06-2009, 12:30 AM #11
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    ...and like i tell everyone "Fuck&#39;em if they cant take a joke, and joke with them if you cant fuck&#39;em!!!"
    "Its Not What You See, Its What You Make Of It!" -"Texas Dreamer"
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  12. 03-06-2009, 01:26 AM #12
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    FTDS - Fuck the Dumb Shit! :P
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  13. 03-06-2009, 11:29 AM #13
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ms Max @ Mar 6 2009, 12:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    FTDS - Fuck the Dumb Shit! :P[/b]
    FUCK ME, FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, FUCK THAT. Okay I think I&#39;m done for about a year or so.
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  14. 03-06-2009, 05:59 PM #14
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    "OHHH Fuckity fuck fuck!!!" came out of my mouth one day when I noticed my &#39;bag of raincoats&#39; wasn&#39;t in my carryall... and the last place I recalled having them was in a client&#39;s home the previous day while his wife was at work...... After a few text messages and mutual coronaries and some searching... I discovered I&#39;d put them in my suitcase instead. GAWD that was a heart-stopper....
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  15. 03-06-2009, 07:02 PM #15
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    Have you had a Royal Fuck Lately ?

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