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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Big Yak Daddy @ Mar 30 2009, 06:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    A few describing the not so bright...

    A few bricks short of a load

    Not playing with a full deck

    The gas tank&#39;s on empty

    Was standing in line for brains..thought they said trains...said i&#39;ll take a slow one

    Elevator doesn&#39;t reach the top floor

    Lights are on but nobody&#39;s home


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    Yeah, the ones I use the most are:

    "Not the brightest bulb in the box", or "Dumb as a post".


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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WTF @ Mar 29 2009, 08:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Either, Chit or get off the pot!...(Hurry the frik up MoFo)[/b]
    Yes...we use that too lol.



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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Camille @ Mar 30 2009, 10:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    These are my favorites. I&#39;m going out with friends this evening and I&#39;m going to try and use every one of these
    I&#39;d never heard the phrase "Tall drink of water" until I came to the States either. Love it!

    Can someone please turn the rain off? I&#39;m in a perpetual state of homesickness because I feel as though I&#39;m back in England :P

    CoB x[/b]

    Camille, please, please, now you are give RK the big head and he is going to think he is "Special" :D

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Woody of TX @ Mar 30 2009, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Camille, please, please, now you are give RK the big head and he is going to think he is "Special" :D[/b]
    Woody no need to get your &#39;&#39;tit&#39;s in a wringer&#39;&#39; ! lol

    Me I&#39;m, "Happy as a man with tits in his hat".

    Camille you have "Opened up a can of worms&#39;&#39;

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    Fish or cut bait.

    (Equivalent to "Sh*t or get off the pot".)
    <span style="color:#FF0000">Sweet as HONEY + Soft as a ROSE = Honey Rose
    HONEY blonde hair + ROSE petal skin= Honey Rose
    website: http://www.MissHoneyRose.com
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    A few more for dumb -

    Dumb as a load of coal
    He couldn&#39;t make a noun and a verb agree if his life depended on it
    Dumber than a June bug on a string
    Too dumb to pound sand in a rat hole
    Doesn’t have both oars in the water
    So confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his behind
    If you were twice as smart, you would be a half-wit
    He&#39;s crazier than a road-runnin&#39; lizard
    If all his brains were dynamite, he couldn&#39;t blow his nose
    Doesn’t know his ass from a hole in the ground

    And then some others -

    I&#39;ve &#39;been around the block few times. - Experienced

    I didn’t just fall off a turnip truck - Experienced

    Uglier than the south bound end of a north bound donkey- Not very attractive

    Purtier than a glob of butter meltin&#39; on a stack of wheat cakes - Pretty

    He&#39;s got a ten-gallon mouth - Talkative

    So skinny they have to stand up twice to make a shadow – Skinny

    If he had a third hand he would need another pocket to put it in – Lazy

    Looks like you have been drug through a knot hole backwards – Run down looking

    Can’t carry a tune in a bucket – Can’t sing

    Butter wouldn&#39;t melt in her mouth – Tough, cold woman

    Slipperier than snot on a glass doorknob – Slick

    Colder than a well-digger&#39;s ass in Alaska – Cold

    Two ax handles wide across the behind – Fat

    Like green corn through the new maid – Fast

    Champagne taste with a beer pocketbook - Expensive taste

    Don&#39;t have a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out – Poor

    He&#39;s got enough money to burn a wet mule – Rich

    If I had a tail, it&#39;d be waggin&#39; - Happy

    If the good Lord’s willin&#39; and the creek don&#39;t rise – Possibly

    Does a bear shit in the woods? - Absolutely

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    have not seen this one yet

    Dumb as a box of rocks or As smart as a box of rocks
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    A good MILF knows all about both. How to take care of both. And switch the state if out of bread.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Woody of TX @ Mar 30 2009, 11:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Camille, please, please, now you are give RK the big head and he is going to think he is "Special" :D[/b]
    You&#39;re lounging around out in the adult playground and I am here working. That&#39;s not too special for me.

    Sometimes you are "suck&#39;n hind tit"...sometimes not. :D

    Quotes and poems are right up my alley.

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    If you had half a brain you&#39;d be dangerous.
    <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">~Ansley~</span>
    There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Ansley Ayers @ Mar 30 2009, 12:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    If you had half a brain you&#39;d be dangerous.[/b]
    If you had half a brain you&#39;d be yourself! lol

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rudyard K @ Mar 30 2009, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    You&#39;re lounging around out in the adult playground[/b]
    Where you at Woody, I&#39;ll join you for drinks. We&#39;ll put it on RK tab. :D

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WTF @ Mar 30 2009, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    If you had half a brain you&#39;d be yourself! lol[/b]
    Huge crocodile :( tears streaming down my face.
    <span style="font-family:Comic Sans MS">~Ansley~</span>
    There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line.

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rudyard K @ Mar 30 2009, 12:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    You&#39;re lounging around out in the adult playground and I am here working. That&#39;s not too special for me.[/b]
    Yes it sucks....jump a flight and join....I want you to see 4" pattern at 45&#39;...I&#39;m sleeping with one eye open.

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (WTF @ Mar 30 2009, 12:23 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>
    Where you at Woody, I&#39;ll join you for drinks. We&#39;ll put it on RK tab. :D[/b]
    Just be a continuation of the tab already in his name, :D

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    Shitt or Get off the Pot is one of my favs. I am not a big fan of profanity in the workplace generally, but sometimes a little bit of it used sparingly is actually a beautiful way of communicating exactly what you think. This does it well.

    Another fav is "This isn&#39;t my first rodeo" -- mean the same as been around the block a few times but has a more positive connotation and exudes confidence

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    I&#39;m still stuck visualizing a woman in a fur coat without any knickers. Dayum!

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    Pick one Useless as or Useful as teats on a boar hog, although I dare say they break up what would
    otherwise be a very large, blank expanse of skin.






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