<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Rudyard K @ Mar 30 2009, 12:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div>Well I'm saving these for my next night out...I used a few of the others tonight and made myself laugh doing soA few more for dumb -
He couldn't make a noun and a verb agree if his life depended on it
Doesn’t have both oars in the water
So confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his behind
Purtier than a glob of butter meltin' on a stack of wheat cakes - Pretty
He's got a ten-gallon mouth - Talkative
So skinny they have to stand up twice to make a shadow – Skinny
If he had a third hand he would need another pocket to put it in – Lazy[/b]
A bit crude but :Whiter than a nun's tit (meaning they are very pale/no suntan)
About as helpful as an ashtray on a motorcycle (useless)
About as welcome as a fart in a space suit (Umm..that would be VERY unwelcome)
I'm sure I know more but my brains in fatigue mode... :P
CoB
