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A few more for dumb -
He couldn't make a noun and a verb agree if his life depended on it
Doesn’t have both oars in the water
So confused he don’t know whether to scratch his watch or wind his behind
Purtier than a glob of butter meltin' on a stack of wheat cakes - Pretty
He's got a ten-gallon mouth - Talkative
So skinny they have to stand up twice to make a shadow – Skinny
If he had a third hand he would need another pocket to put it in – Lazy[/b]
Well I'm saving these for my next night out...I used a few of the others tonight and made myself laugh doing so :lol: