This one made me choke on my coffee. Pretty funny.
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Things you can get away with saying only at Christmas.
1. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
2. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
3. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
4. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
5. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
6. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
7. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
8. You still have a little bit on your chin.
9. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
10. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning
We shouldn't post photos of those not of age with animal nuts wrapped around their neck because some wierdo might get turned on.
What? You intimidated by the size of the nuts? Damn, yours must need a microscope to see…
why do lesbians , shop at academy ? because they don'tlike dicks lol
My Mom Joke lol
Works every timeEspecially with old timers
Yah, and Dicks can be hard to deal with lol
A WISE MONKEY, is a monkey that don't mess around with another monkeys..MONKEY