If it floats, flies or fucks...rent it!
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If it floats, flies or fucks...rent it!
When all is said and done there is more said than done
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
betsy salkind https://www.betsysalkind.com/
I used to kiss her on the lips but its all over now or I used to kiss her on the lips but its over now
Bumping a fun thread.
https://youtu.be/RrYB-ZvIuPE?si=unsQzUX8oVvRZ_x0
Remember:
Having sex on a regular basis keeps your memory alive.
I’d like to wish all of you a happy 2016.
Listen to the growing forest. Rather than the falling trees.
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We all need to chill. I won’t go first, but it’s something I’ve noticed.
Last 3 because I’ll be here all day 🤣😊😉
Santa isn’t the only one Cumming on Christmas 🔥
The person reading this is a BO$$!!
The love you give returns to you; in another time, in another person, in other circumstances , but, it always comes back !
Have a good day everyone! 😘😘😘
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My lady friend took her blouse to the dry cleaners this morning.
As she was leaving, the lady behind the counter said “Come again!”
My lady friend turned around and said, “No, it’s toothpaste this time.”