If one is to dine on Unicorn, it must must be done with style

** Screening required prior to scheduling **
Alternative methods of verification offered
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Class, Sass & a little bit of Ass
My Austin boys deserve nothing but the best,
And that is what I shall give them


ONE NIGHT ONLY
Saturday, June 16th
@ Upscale high-end incall in arboretum


*small window of availability, so don't miss your chance to
experience true unicorn fuckslut for yourself*


Available by appointment only