I'd love to be your santa. $$$ is no problem in exchange for 1.5 hours of your time. please respond with a good picture if interested. thank you, and happy holidays!
SANTA
Dear Santa,
I would love to share giggles, grins, sly looks, and Christmas Cheer with you. :)
I've been a good girl...so why am I still on the naughty list?
your struggling elf
how about a quick french lesson to get us started? i've got 60 reasons why we should do this right now. i can continue to bring better presents up until the holidays. if that works, why don't you send me a contact number? regards,
santa
Dear Santa,
Have I been bad this year? Given you the wrong cookies last year? Why so cruel when all I wanted for Christmas was a break. I hope the reindeer are warm in their stables..and your elves work way too hard for minimum wage and ginger snaps.
Hi there,
Sorry you didn't like my offer-hope you catch another break. Even santa listens to free market rules, and thunder thighs and fat rolls don't command top dollar!
Regards, Santa