BP’s death is really hampering my pathetic sex life.

So anyway, I was planning on going into work late (I work nights.) Well, the plans fell through.

AWESOME!!! I’m already supposed to be three hours late and the old Battle Axe thinks I’m heading to work instead!!! I also just happen to have some cash!!! (Been hard to come by with the SO keeping an eagle eye on my accounts lately.) A perfect storm! A window of opportunity and cash!!!
What can go wrong? Right?

Well, being as this is me we’re talking about, of course I didn’t get laid. Texted a couple of my BP era regulars. No replies. Who knows if they are even still working?!? Been hard to get cash because of the SO, so I haven’t called them since the BP shutdown.

THIS is what sucks ass about BP being gone. In the past, I knew when these chicks were available because of a recent ad being posted. Now I could be texting them while they are having a family dinner, going to the store, taking a shit, swallowing cum, who knows?!?

Of course, I never got a reply. Now I am at work, frustrated, with a pocket full of cash, and shaved balls. Sigh. Guess I have a date with hand lotion tomorrow morning...again.

For me, BP being gone is far worse than ECCIE going down. In this shit town (Houma,) BP was the main source! ARGHHH!!!

Anyway, just releasing some steam, instead of releasing a load.

Have a good night!!!

Attachment 28332

First you need to calm down..lol where's the damn bag...
& Call me now *miss cleo voice* lol
And you'll be ok...I'm jk lol well not about the being ok part
You'll be fine. You just need to grab some ass instead of a snicker...

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Lia88

First you need to calm down..lol where's the damn bag...
& Call me now *miss cleo voice* lol

---

Best. Advice. Ever.

ahahahahahah

Would have been nice to see your gorgeous self, Lia. Problem was, a limited window of opportunity and me living at the end of the planet.

Not too many providers out here in the sticks. Particularly on short notice.

I live near a huge casino in the middle of nowhere. If it wasn't for BP and CL, my balls would have burst a long time ago.
Now I'm in the same boat, no BP, no CL, no relief in the area.
Dead area for this site. It was dead for Eccie also. So I have to do my thang when I go away from home for work.

I still hope something similar to go will appear. *sigh* Nothing is quite the same. Hugs to albundy!

Ok. “Skip The Games - Houma” is really sucking ass. A lot of spam bullshit and very, very few actual providers...

But there is a new one today!!! YAY!!! Right?!?

WRONG! It’s a guy. A trans woman, but a cock is a definite deal breaker for me.

Sigh. Finally get a good looking chick and she probably has a bigger cock than I have.

The struggle continues...

I hear ya Al same here....used to be able to count on BP every now and then.

It’s been rough as hell. I actually had to start dating. It’s costing me a hell of a lot more now. I am hoping this site will help ease my pain but it doesn’t look very active yet.

Mike

Yeah, this sucks, man. Another thing that blows for me personally, is it’s hard to get ****** money right now. The ball and chain keeps an eye on the accounts. So when I do have the cash, if there is no suitable provider available fairly soon, I end up spending a little of it here and there.

Then, OF COURSE, after it’s dwindled down. THAT’S when I see one available!


Check this shit, man. Best looking chick advertising in Houma right now. Only one huge problem:

Attachment 31836

Maybe a dude...……..lol.

I’ll be passing through next week