Looking for Fancy fun? Available for shillelagh polishing and Blarney Stone kissing!
And here we are, same pleasurable program, but a new channel! For those of you not familiar with my Celtic charms, let me introduce myself:
You'll find sensuality, a sense of humor, and a willingness to sin in this sassy lassie's pot o' gold, and my connection to the Emerald Isle isn't blarney; I'm First Generation Irish American. At age 58 I can be described as "experienced," but I'm definitely more mischievous than mature. The twin peaks o' Ireland are 44C, and I'm a large-framed and long-legged "Rubenesque" lady just a scant breath under 6 foot tall. (I'm 5 ft 11 and 1/2 to be exact, but an impressive 6 ft 4 in my favorite Fancy heels!) Call me an ample Amazonian BBW -- Bodaciously Bawdy Wench! A plump Gaelic gal tipping the scales at about 250 lbs with soft, pale skin, I prefer the natural look, so don't wear much make-up or use heavy scents. I flash my... smile (wink and grin) easily and often, and my happy face is accented by shoulder-length auburn red hair. With a degree in journalism and a staid career in media relations under my bonny belt, I took the road less traveled as a free-spirited professional pleasure provider over a decade ago and have never looked back. (I'd offer my 200+ positive reviews as proof of my pudding, but alas, they all went into limbo, first with ASPD, then HornDogs, AfterHoursCentral, now into the void with TER/USA and ECCIE!) I relish the taste and texture of life -- and of a man's body.
As a well-established but semi-retired low-volume GFE ("girlfriend experience"), I've opportunity to enjoy only a select handful of "playcations" from the rat race with generous gents each month. I must journey into town from the Irish Chihuahua Refuge in the deep, dark, spooky woods well northeast of Houston, which, alas, makes short-notice appointments impractical. A reservation should be made a day or more in advance, please, allowing me an adequate interval to screen, plan, travel, and secure a suite at a suitable sanctuary if specified.
At this stage of my life I feel no need to rush through anything. I want to lounge and luxuriate, enjoy an unhurried, stress-relieving encounter with plenty of exploratory kissing and caressing, fore-and-after-play, pillow talk and mattress giggling. My current randy rates reflect my desire to take my time and actually appreciate a lingering lusty liaison, one that is as much about convivial companionship as it is about candid carnality, a true GFE.
FANCIFUL FUN FESTS:
INTIMATE INTERLUDE -- $300!
A tactile tarriance of 2 hours, my standard risque respite. You'll be getting "Irish recreational therapy," with each carnal consultation including Jameson Irish Whiskey, MPCFS, DFK, DATY, BBBJ with CIM and/or COB, and MSOG! You'll leave refreshed and drained of tension. I'm a sensual sanity sexpert! Incall in Spring by prior notice. Please add $20 for outcall around and about the Houston Metroplex.
PATH TO PASSION PACKAGE -- $400!
A lighthearted, leisurely approach approximating a "real" date, and an excellent Meet & Greet option to ease any nervous jitters. We can start out with an afternoon or early eve of relaxing refreshments at a nearby cafe or pub, dally after a delectable lunch or Happy Hour cocktails, set our lips to steaming cups and conversation at a local coffeehouse. How about a CHICK & A FLICK? We'll nuzzle and neck by the flickering light of a dark movie theater like teenagers, enjoy soda pop, popcorn, the silver screen, then "pop" in our own private sin-ematic screamplay! Book me for a bookstore brunch and fondling in the stacks! Mutual meandering of the Natural History Museum before I admire your bone! Imaginative possibilities are endless. Patrons may choose either an open-ended public activity followed by 2 hours BCD (behind closed doors), OR a brief get-acquainted drink and 3 hours of intriguing intimacy in private. If outcall, no additional fee for North Houston, Conroe, Huntsville, Magnolia, Montgomery, Spring, Tomball, Willis, Woodlands, but please add $20 for all other areas.
DECADENT DINNER -- $500.
While not dusk to dawn, this is a CLOCK-FREE companionable combo of public and pubic time focused on a nighttime event and/or meal. However, if you don't want to get all gussied up for a restaurant, our visit can be completely casual enjoying DVDs, Jameson, pizza, and each other naked in bed!
Opera? Ballet? Symphony? Rock concert? Office party? The big game? Pub crawl? High school reunion? Monster truck rally? WWF Smackdown? I'm the solution to your social sidekick dilemma, a pliable partner on your arm for occasions out, but the rewarding treat you save to enjoy all to yourself later. No additional outcall fee for Houston suburbs.
Substantial financial breaks, priority booking, and lose-the-watch premium appointments available for long-term loyal Fancy fans. Ask me about an arrangement!
CHRONOLOGICALLY-CHALLENGED? Grin and chuckle. While I am flattered and thank young lads who express an admiration for mature ladies like myself, at the amorous age of 58 I'm most comfortable consorting with gentlemen who have trod the sod for 4 or more decades. We simply have more in common socially, culturally, and physically. (And like aged Jameson, a few years enhances appreciation.) Sin-sational senior sensualists are warmly and wetly welcome, not to mention "international" relations! (The only color I see is GREEN!)
DUAL DAMSEL DELIGHTS! Thrills, chills, fantasies fulfilled! Dynamic doubles doable with touring DallasRain (aka dallas4u here on H2) and Adventuress4U, incall or outcall. (For delicious FMF sandwiches, I will indulge 1-hour sensual sessions and consider amending my stated age limit by a few years.)
INITIAL COMMUNICATION for a first-time ribald rendezvous should be made through the OH2 personal message system. (Or email to fancyinheels@yahoo.com if you are not a board member.) Please politely introduce yourself and share your age, contact number, any provider references you might have, then indicate when you would like to meet, where (your place or mine), and for how long. Please DO NOT mention money or specific acts of a sexual nature. Be warned that unleashing a string of inappropriate demands and pressing for something directly counter to the boundaries I've laid out here will get you nothing but crickets in response.
>>>>>>>>>> While I often indulge in friendly chat to familiarize myself with a fellow, I DO NOT screen over my cell. <<<<<<<<<<
Please PM or email BEFORE instigating a phone/text conversation, as communication attempts from numbers I don't recognize are diverted to my voicemail or go unanswered. After screening, the date, place, and time of our appointment will be confirmed in writing by PM, email, or text so that there's zero chance of a no-show misunderstanding.
I'm a member of Preferred411, Provider #P10021, and may also be messaged there.
FANCIFUL AVAILABILITY: With the exceptions of Sunday (when I repent my sins, not repeat them, grin) and Monday (Fancy maintenance day), I'm accessible for antics daily from noon through 9 p.m., incall or outcall. HOWEVER, booking same-day appointments is prohibitively daunting due to the distance I must traverse and arrangements I must make if hosting, so 24 to 48-hour notice is highly advisable. I offer incall in the Spring vicinity by reserving a suite by the night at a discreet mainstream hotel, NEVER a "no-tell," but therefore, meeting prior to a 1 p.m. check-in cannot be guaranteed.
I'm happy to make outcalls to Houston and many surrounding "bedroom" communities, and risque road trips to outlying destinations from Dallas to Corpus, Lake Charles to San Antonio for my clock-free Dinner Date. An additional travel allowance will be required for mileage and drive time as indicated above, and will be discussed beforehand for longer road trips. If I'm trekking out of town, a deposit via Paypal may be necessary.
Have passport, will travel! (Celebrated a Celtic Christmas with a fine fellow in Scotland and Ireland, where I climbed the narrow, murky, steep, slick, spiral stairs of Blarney Castle in Cork, hung backwards over the wall, and kissed the REAL Blarney Stone, so I'm even more full of it than ever, haha!)
Being a reasonably intelligent conversationalist with many interests and a tart wit, I can entertain you in the sheets or out. I try to embody aspects of both "escort" and "courtesan." I often accompany my beaus on vacations and excursions (dining, the theater, music venues, sporting events, galleries, casinos, the beach, theme parks, nature walks, swap meets and antiquing, fairs and festivals), and plan "adventures" to attractions far and wide. There are many diversions we can enjoy in the Houston area and throughout the Lone Star State, so feel free to contact me and I'll arrange a "Fancy Fantasy Fling" for us. I particularly love wickedly wenching 'round the Texas Renaissance Festival, Sherwood Forest Faire, Scarborough Renaissance Festival, and the Norman Medieval Fair. All public outings include private time, too, naturally.
FANCY'S FORBIDDEN FIVE: For safety's sake, and to cut down on wasted communication time for us both, please peruse the following limitations:
1.) Health-protecting precautions enforced, so if you send me a message asking for BBFS, I won't even bother to reply. Yes, we will COVER that submersible prior to full spelunking of the moist Irish sea cave, although I do enjoy a tasty oral treat on a stick without a wrapper.
2.) I'm a Gaelic gal, not a Greek one. My pale paddy passage is a one-way, no-parking, no-loading, no-loitering, exit-only zone, and so is YOURS, in my view. Choose another lady, please, for prostrate and anal play, but my bodily amusement park features 2 other gates of admission.
3.) I don't mind handing a gent MY camera if he wants to role play photographer and model, and I might, at my discretion, share a titillating snapshot or two with him afterward (and in my advertising, as I prefer candid pics over professional glamour photos), but NO X-rated images will leave my control, and I am NOT video-friendly.
4.) I may be an older lady of statuesque proportions and bold demeanor, but that doesn't mean I'm into either "mommy" fantasies or BDSM. Strictly vanilla GFE here with age-appropriate suitors, still leaving us a delicious boudoir buffet to sample!
5.) Lastly, since your fingers will likely be exploring delicate areas, make sure that your nails are clean, trimmed, smooth, and be gentle. You aren't plunging a clogged sink, ya know. Also, please remember that cleanliness is next to "OH GOD-liness!" Good hygiene is appreciated, and a quick shower and mouthwash rinse upon arrival doesn't count off your time with me. Toiletries provided.
CANCELLATION POLICY: I realize that life gets in the way and unavoidable things happen, so just let me know ASAP, please, at 936-232-8590, and we'll reschedule when convenient. However, if I have already left the faraway Irish Chihuahua Refuge in transit to your location, or if I have checked in at my inn of sin and paid the room at your behest, there will be a $100 cancellation fee. Paypal is very convenient for transfer.
Thanks for reading this encyclopedic tome. I look forward to polishing your shillelagh and kissing your Blarney Stones!
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IMPORTANT NOTE: I AM DEATHLY ALLERGIC TO STRAWBERRIES!!! (Just strawberries, not raspberries or other vine or bush-born fruit.) If you've had ANY contact with my bumpy nemesis (food/drink/herbal supplement, organic shampoo/soap/lotion) within 24 hours, we will have to postpone an imminent intimate intermission to another date. If strawberries are a routine part of your diet, please refrain from partaking for a few days preceding our ardent acquaintance. Thank you for taking this seriously, as it is a critical health issue for me. Too much exposure and Fancy starts looking like a strawberry!!!
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