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In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts
to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been
occupied.
A nurse noticed his predicament.
Sir, she said ' You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he n oticed
the buttons he had promised not to touch.
Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP, and a
red one labeled ATR.
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW. warm water was
sprayed gently upon his bottom.
What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's restrooms
don't have nice things like this.
Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button.
Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his
underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder
puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring
flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom
was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
When the powder puff
completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the
ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy..
Next thing he knew he open ed his eyes, he was in a
hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
'What happened?' he exclaimed. The last thing I
remember was pushing the ATR button.
'The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your
penis is under your pillow..'
MEN NEVER LISTEN
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Wow. That is an OLD joke! I heard that like when I was in High School. Many years ago...
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:P :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P