Lets share some humor----
THE NUDGE
A man is in a hotel lobby and wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him, and his elbow pokes her in the breast.
They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says, "Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me."
She replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 436."
.................................................. .............................
dRIVING THROUGH ALABAMA
Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick!
Driver: "Why’d you do that?
Trooper: "You’re in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you’ll have your license ready."
Driver: "I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy’s license, and he’s clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick!
Passenger: "What’d you do that for?"
Trooper: "Just making your wishes come true."
Passenger: "Huh?"
Trooper: "I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, I wish that mother f#uc@&% would’ve tried that sh%i# with me."